Friends

This is ONE real friend~

(A Golden Girl for sure)

She entered one of the Sr. Mrs Pagents and walked off with the crown

...talk about living your dreams.

Friends

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.

A real friend doesn't have to.

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A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.

A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

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A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.

A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

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A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

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A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

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A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party

.A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

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A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

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A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.

A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

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A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

A real friend could blackmail you with it.
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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

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A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

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A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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